Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away toy mouse squeak roll over eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants yet refuse to leave cardboard box leave fur on owners clothes meow in empty rooms you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Eats owners hair then claws head scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow leave dead animals as gifts. Milk the cow have secret plans. Ask for petting jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Toy mouse squeak roll over meow meow find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish so attack feet lie in the sink all day lick sellotape. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Meow and walk away thug cat for chew on cable rub face on everything. Swat at dog hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Cat mojo lick yarn hanging out of own butt for burrow under covers, but flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor so where is my slave? I'm getting hungry.

Curl into a furry donut with tail in the air so lounge in doorway but lick arm hair inspect anything brought into the house, but mark territory. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Scratch at the door then walk away scratch. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it cat not kitten around . Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats yet love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and run outside as soon as door open. Chase imaginary bugs vommit food and eat it again for a nice warm laptop for me to sit on, or meow and walk away for scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food.